Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Known For
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
The Longest Yard
(2005)
Punky
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
The Ridiculous 6
(2015)
Ramon
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Deuce Bigalow
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Asian Minister
Full Filmography
Acting
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
(1989)
Martians Go Home
(1990)
Voyeur Martian
Necessary Roughness
(1991)
Chuck Neiderman
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
Buddy
(1993)
Dude 1
Surf Ninjas
(1993)
Iggy
The Beverly Hillbillies
(1993)
Woodrow Tyler
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
(1995)
Himself
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
The Adventures of Pinocchio
(1996)
Volpe
Down Periscope
(1996)
Lt. Marty Pascal
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
(1998)
Self / Various Characters
Knock Off
(1998)
Tommy Hendricks
The Waterboy
(1998)
Townie
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Self/Host
Susan's Plan
(1998)
Steve
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
(1998)
Self / Various (archive footage)
Big Daddy
(1999)
Delivery Guy
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
(1999)
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Muppets from Space
(1999)
TV Producer
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Host
Little Nicky
(2000)
The Townie
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
(2001)
Self
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
(2001)
Self
The Animal
(2001)
Marvin Mange
Eight Crazy Nights
(2002)
Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
Mr. Deeds
(2002)
Nazo
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
(2003)
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
The Electric Piper
(2003)
Rinky-Dink-Dink
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
Around the World in 80 Days
(2004)
San Francisco Hobo
The Aristocrats
(2005)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
The Longest Yard
(2005)
Punky
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Deuce Bigalow
The Offspring: Complete Music Video Collection
(2005)
Back to Norm
(2005)
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
Shark Bait
(2006)
Nerissa (voice)
Kings of Comedy USA
(2006)
Self (archive footage)
The Benchwarmers
(2006)
Gus
Grandma's Boy
(2006)
Yuri
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
(2006)
Self
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
(2007)
Legend of the Sea
(2007)
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Asian Minister
American Crude
(2008)
Bill
Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
Wild Cherry
(2009)
Nathan McNicol
American Virgin
(2009)
Ed Curtzman
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
(2010)
narrator
The Chosen One
(2010)
Paul
You May Not Kiss the Bride
(2011)
Ernesto
The Reef 2: High Tide
(2012)
Nerissa (voice)
The Outback
(2012)
Johnny (voice)
Dino Time
(2012)
Dodger
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
(2012)
Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)
Wings
(2012)
Dodo (voice)
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Himself
Frog Kingdom
(2013)
InAPPropriate Comedy
(2013)
J.D.
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
(2014)
Shelby (Voice)
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
(2014)
Fred (voice)
3 Still Standing
(2014)
Jungle Shuffle
(2014)
Chuy (voice)
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
(2015)
Himself
Pups United
(2015)
Benny (voice)
The Ridiculous 6
(2015)
Ramon
OMG, I'm a Robot!
(2015)
Robo Joseph
Norm of the North
(2016)
Norm (voice)
Sandy Wexler
(2017)
Firuz
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
(2018)
Self
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Best of Stand-up 2020
(2020)
Self
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Richie Hartman
The Wrong Missy
(2020)
Komante
Pups Alone
(2021)
Jose (voice)
The One and Only Dick Gregory
(2021)
Self
Home Team
(2022)
Jamie
Daddy Daughter Trip
(2022)
Larry Buble
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Himself
Dead Wrong
(2024)
Ethan Boggs
Writing
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Screenplay
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Writer
The Animal
(2001)
Screenplay
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Screenplay
The Chosen One
(2010)
Writer
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Screenplay
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Writer
Production
The Animal
(2001)
Co-Producer
Big Stan
(2007)
Producer
The Chosen One
(2010)
Producer
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Executive Producer
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Co-Producer
Directing