Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Known For
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
The Longest Yard
(2005)
Punky
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Asian Minister
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
Daddy Daughter Trip
(2022)
Larry Buble
Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Full Filmography
Acting
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
(1989)
Martians Go Home
(1990)
Voyeur Martian
Necessary Roughness
(1991)
Chuck Neiderman
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
The Beverly Hillbillies
(1993)
Woodrow Tyler
Buddy
(1993)
Dude 1
Surf Ninjas
(1993)
Iggy
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
(1995)
Himself
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
The Adventures of Pinocchio
(1996)
Volpe
Down Periscope
(1996)
Lt. Marty Pascal
Susan's Plan
(1998)
Steve
The Waterboy
(1998)
Townie
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Self/Host
Knock Off
(1998)
Tommy Hendricks
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
(1998)
Self / Various Characters
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
(1998)
Self / Various (archive footage)
Big Daddy
(1999)
Delivery Guy
Muppets from Space
(1999)
TV Producer
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
(1999)
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Host
Little Nicky
(2000)
The Townie
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
(2001)
Self
The Animal
(2001)
Marvin Mange
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
(2001)
Self
Eight Crazy Nights
(2002)
Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
Mr. Deeds
(2002)
Nazo
The Electric Piper
(2003)
Rinky-Dink-Dink
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
(2003)
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
Around the World in 80 Days
(2004)
San Francisco Hobo
The Aristocrats
(2005)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
The Longest Yard
(2005)
Punky
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Deuce Bigalow
Back to Norm
(2005)
Kings of Comedy USA
(2006)
Self (archive footage)
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
Shark Bait
(2006)
Nerissa (voice)
Grandma's Boy
(2006)
Yuri
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
(2006)
Self
The Benchwarmers
(2006)
Gus
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Legend of the Sea
(2007)
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
(2007)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Asian Minister
American Crude
(2008)
Bill
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Wild Cherry
(2009)
Nathan McNicol
American Virgin
(2009)
Ed Curtzman
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
The Chosen One
(2010)
Paul
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
(2010)
narrator
You May Not Kiss the Bride
(2011)
Ernesto
The Reef 2: High Tide
(2012)
Nerissa (voice)
The Outback
(2012)
Johnny (voice)
Dino Time
(2012)
Dodger
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
(2012)
Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)
Wings
(2012)
Dodo (voice)
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Himself
InAPPropriate Comedy
(2013)
J.D.
Frog Kingdom
(2013)
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
(2014)
Shelby (Voice)
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
(2014)
Fred (voice)
3 Still Standing
(2014)
Jungle Shuffle
(2014)
Chuy (voice)
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
(2015)
Himself
Pups United
(2015)
Benny (voice)
The Ridiculous 6
(2015)
Ramon
OMG, I'm a Robot!
(2015)
Robo Joseph
Norm of the North
(2016)
Norm (voice)
Sandy Wexler
(2017)
Firuz
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
(2018)
Self
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Best of Stand-up 2020
(2020)
Self
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Richie Hartman
The Wrong Missy
(2020)
Komante
Pups Alone
(2021)
Jose (voice)
The One and Only Dick Gregory
(2021)
Self
Home Team
(2022)
Jamie
Daddy Daughter Trip
(2022)
Larry Buble
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Himself
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Dead Wrong
(2024)
Ethan Boggs
Writing
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Screenplay
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Writer
The Animal
(2001)
Screenplay
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Screenplay
The Chosen One
(2010)
Writer
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Screenplay
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Writer
Production
The Animal
(2001)
Co-Producer
Big Stan
(2007)
Producer
The Chosen One
(2010)
Producer
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Executive Producer
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Co-Producer
Directing