Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Known For
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
Big Daddy
(1999)
Delivery Guy
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Deuce Bigalow
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
The Benchwarmers
(2006)
Gus
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Full Filmography
Acting
The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show
(1989)
Martians Go Home
(1990)
Voyeur Martian
Necessary Roughness
(1991)
Chuck Neiderman
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Bellman
Surf Ninjas
(1993)
Iggy
Demolition Man
(1993)
Erwin
The Beverly Hillbillies
(1993)
Woodrow Tyler
Buddy
(1993)
Dude 1
Judge Dredd
(1995)
Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd'
(1995)
Himself
Down Periscope
(1996)
Lt. Marty Pascal
The Adventures of Pinocchio
(1996)
Volpe
The Waterboy
(1998)
Townie
Knock Off
(1998)
Tommy Hendricks
Susan's Plan
(1998)
Steve
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
(1998)
Self / Various Characters
Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
(1998)
Self / Various (archive footage)
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Self/Host
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Deuce Bigalow
Big Daddy
(1999)
Delivery Guy
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler
(1999)
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Muppets from Space
(1999)
TV Producer
Little Nicky
(2000)
The Townie
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Host
The Animal
(2001)
Marvin Mange
Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored
(2001)
Self
The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner
(2001)
Self
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Jessica
Eight Crazy Nights
(2002)
Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
Mr. Deeds
(2002)
Nazo
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
(2003)
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
The Electric Piper
(2003)
Rinky-Dink-Dink
50 First Dates
(2004)
Ula
Around the World in 80 Days
(2004)
San Francisco Hobo
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Deuce Bigalow
The Longest Yard
(2005)
Punky
The Aristocrats
(2005)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Back to Norm
(2005)
The Offspring: Complete Music Video Collection
(2005)
The Benchwarmers
(2006)
Gus
Shark Bait
(2006)
Nerissa (voice)
Click
(2006)
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Grandma's Boy
(2006)
Yuri
Little Man
(2006)
Dinosaur Rex
Kings of Comedy USA
(2006)
Self (archive footage)
Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1
(2006)
Self
Big Stan
(2007)
Big Stan
Legend of the Sea
(2007)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Asian Minister
Juliana and the Medicine Fish
(2007)
Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Salim Yousfobdal
American Crude
(2008)
Bill
American Virgin
(2009)
Ed Curtzman
Wild Cherry
(2009)
Nathan McNicol
The Chosen One
(2010)
Paul
Grown Ups
(2010)
Rob Hilliard
2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film
(2010)
narrator
You May Not Kiss the Bride
(2011)
Ernesto
The Outback
(2012)
Johnny (voice)
Dino Time
(2012)
Dodger
The Reef 2: High Tide
(2012)
Nerissa (voice)
Wings
(2012)
Dodo (voice)
The Adventures of Panda Warrior
(2012)
Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)
InAPPropriate Comedy
(2013)
J.D.
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Himself
Frog Kingdom
(2013)
Wings: Sky Force Heroes
(2014)
Fred (voice)
3 Still Standing
(2014)
Jungle Shuffle
(2014)
Chuy (voice)
Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas
(2014)
Shelby (Voice)
The Ridiculous 6
(2015)
Ramon
OMG, I'm a Robot!
(2015)
Robo Joseph
Pups United
(2015)
Benny (voice)
Max Amini: Authentically Absurd
(2015)
Himself
Norm of the North
(2016)
Norm (voice)
Sandy Wexler
(2017)
Firuz
Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh
(2018)
Self
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Richie Hartman
The Wrong Missy
(2020)
Komante
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Best of Stand-up 2020
(2020)
Self
Pups Alone
(2021)
Jose (voice)
The One and Only Dick Gregory
(2021)
Self
Home Team
(2022)
Jamie
Daddy Daughter Trip
(2022)
Larry Buble
Leo
(2023)
Principal (voice)
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Himself
Dead Wrong
(2024)
Ethan Boggs
Writing
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '98
(1998)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Screenplay
Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997
(2000)
Writer
The Animal
(2001)
Screenplay
The Hot Chick
(2002)
Writer
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Screenplay
The Chosen One
(2010)
Writer
Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids
(2020)
Screenplay
Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America
(2023)
Writer
Production
The Animal
(2001)
Co-Producer
Big Stan
(2007)
Producer
The Chosen One
(2010)
Producer
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
(2013)
Executive Producer
Hubie Halloween
(2020)
Co-Producer
Directing