Anna Faris

Cindy

Regina Hall

Brenda

Craig Bierko

Tom Ryan

Bill Pullman

Henry Hale

Anthony Anderson

Mahalik

Leslie Nielsen

President Baxter Harris

Molly Shannon

Marilyn

Michael Madsen

Oliver

Chris Elliott

Ezekiel

Carmen Electra

Holly

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq

Phil McGraw

Himself

Cloris Leachman

Mrs. Norris

Conchita Campbell

Rachel

Beau Mirchoff

Robbie Ryan

Kevin Hart

CJ

DeRay Davis

Marvin

Simon Rex

George

YoungBloodZ

YoungBloodZ

Bryan Callen

Harper

Alonzo Bodden

Jamison

Dave Attell

Knifeman

Holly Madison

Blonde #1

Bridget Marquardt

Blonde #2

Kendra Wilkinson

Blonde #3

Drew Mikuska

Cody

Chingy

Chingy

Fabolous

Gunman

Lil' Jon

Gloating Driver

Henry Mah

Mr. Koji

Garrett Masuda

Japanese Ghost Boy

John Reardon

Jeremiah

Campbell Lane

Amos

Catherine Barroll

Female Elder #1

Anna Ferguson

Female Elder #2

Sean Allan

Male Elder #2

Ralph Alderman

Male Elder #3

Brad Sihvon

'His Brother, The Sheriff!'

Dave Leach

Mordecai

Andrew McNee

Hoss

Tomoko Sato

Japanese Ghost Woman

Edward Moss

Michael Jackson

Dru Williams

Cindy's Husband

Debra Wilson

Oprah

Laura Dash

Saw Villain - Alien

David Mylrea

Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'

Craig Mazin

Saw Villain (voice)

David Zucker

Zoltar (voice)

Michael McDonald

Tiffany Stone

Champagne Powell

Don King

Steve Archer

Secret Service Agent

Tim Henry

Dock Foreman

Alex Bruhanski

Tiffany's Trainer

Doug Abrahams

Fight Referee

Blaine Anderson

Vendor at Fight

Dale Wolfe

Hang Gliding Man

Ann Warn Pegg

'Were You Naked?'

Jess McLeod

Little Girl

David MacKay

'Alien Attack!'

Tony Ali

Terrorist

Jana Mitsoula

Running Woman #1

Sharon Simms

Running Woman #2

Mark Burgess

'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'

Wes Taylor

Marilyn's New Husband

Gwenda Lorenzetti

Mr. Koji's Assistant

Brenda McDonald

Old Lady Henderson

Tim O'Halloran

Pigface Joe

Darren Rizzolo

Spit Take Kid #1

Adam Cannel

Spit Take Kid #2

Sadie Decoste

Spit Take Kid #3

Michelle Grigor

Spit Take Kid #4

Leandro Iddrisu

Spit Take Kid #5

Justin Callan

Spit Take Kid #6

Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe

Chingy's Girl #1

Christie Laing

Chingy's Girl #2

Angelique Naude

Chingy's Really Hot Waitress

Dexter Bell

Chingy's Hype Man

Beverley Breuer

Blonde Woman in Alien Basket

Scott Barratt

Fight Announcer

Barry W. Levy

National Spokesman

Darryl Scheelar

Shotgun Man

Rorelee Tio

Yoko

Steve Kiziak

Tom's Neighbor #1

Link Baker

Tom's Neighbor #2

Kimberley Buchanan

Tom's Neighbor #3

Kathryn Dobbs

School Teacher

Tony Morelli

Ball Scratcher

Tina Hosford

Wet T-Shirt Girl #1

Elisa King

Wet T-Shirt Girl #2

Andrea Morrow

Wet T-Shirt Girl #3

Monica Dillon

Mahalik's Grandmother

Sarah Edmondson

Bar Waitress

Kwesi Ameyaw

Soldier

Ted Friend

Reporter

Daniel Bruce

Belgian Minister

Chic Gibson

UN Diplomat #1

Robbie Segulam

UN Diplomat #2

Nimet Kanji

UN Diplomat #3

Gabriela Cerecero

UN Diplomat #4

Michael Ikeda

UN Diplomat #5

Mina E. Mina

UN Diplomat #6

Ahmad Sharmrou

UN Diplomat #7

Steadwick D'Penha

UN Diplomat #8

Gregory Bennett

Russian Diplomat

Uget Ebony

UN Diplomat #10

George Grove

Doctor

Charlie Sheen

Tom Logan (uncredited)

James Earl Jones

Narrator (uncredited)

Patrice O'Neal

Rasheed (uncredited)

Chris Williams

Marcus (uncredited)

Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert

Principal (uncredited)

Kimani Ray Smith

Cut Man (uncredited)

Yaroslav Poverlo

Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)

Amber Borycki

Dancer (uncredited)