Ron Jeremy

Crackwood Pastor

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert

Lloyd Kaufman

Adolph Hitler

Roberto Lombardi

Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man

Andrew W.K.

Theater Voice

Scott Churchson

Concession Thief

Edward X. Young

Whitman

Genoveva Rossi

Gen

Isaac Williams

Hotel Caretaker

Newt Wallen

Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul

Lemmy

Lemmy

Yelena Sabel

Crack Whore

Julie Anne Prescott

Vampire

Alessandra Ameen

Justin Silverman

Big Boss / Slick Meister

Lamar Bumbrey

Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment)

Happy Goldsplatt

Theater patron

Mister Lobo

Mayor Mancheese

Frank Patterson

Cop

Crystal Quin

Various

Kristy Richman

Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY)

Jo Anna Van Thuyne