John Denver

Jerry Landers

George Burns

God

Teri Garr

Bobbie Landers

Donald Pleasence

Doctor Harmon

Ralph Bellamy

Sam Raven

William Daniels

George Summers

Barnard Hughes

Judge Baker

Paul Sorvino

Reverend Willie Williams

Barry Sullivan

Bishop Reardon

Dinah Shore

Herself

Jeff Corey

Rabbi Silverstone

George Furth

Briggs

David Ogden Stiers

Mr. McCarthy, District Produce Manager

Titos Vandis

Greek Bishop Markos

Moosie Drier

Adam Landers

Rachel Longaker

Becky Landers

Jerry Dunphy

Self

Mario Machado

TV Reporter

Connie Sawyer

Mrs. Green

Jane Lambert

Mrs. Levin

Kres Mersky

Check-out Girl

Byron Paul

TV Engineer

Hector Morales

Room Service Waiter

Wonderful Smith

Court Clerk

Murphy Dunne

Court Stenographer

Boyd Bodwell

Religious Fanatic

Zane Buzby

Girl

Dennis Kort

Norman

Bob McClurg

Mechanic

Celeste Cartier

2nd Check-out Girl

Carl Reiner

Dinah's Guest

John Ashton

Police Officer (uncredited)

Bob Harks

Congregation Member (uncredited)

Clyde Kusatsu

Supermarket Employee (uncredited)

Stuart Nisbet

Doorman (uncredited)

Peggy Pope

Shoplifting Customer (uncredited)

Arthur Tovey

Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)