Joan Rivers

Bobby Berosini

Manis

Joyce Brothers

Bert Convy

Robin Leach

Tony Randall

Charles Nelson Reilly

Don Novello

Father Guido Sarducci

Garry Shandling

Elizabeth Ashley

Erma Bombeck

David Brenner

Diahann Carroll

Nell Carter

Selma Diamond

Sandy Duncan

Cassandra Peterson

Elvira

Morgan Fairchild

Lauren Hutton

Alan King

Ed Koch

Kris Kristofferson

Michele Lee

Ali MacGraw

Howie Mandel

Willie Nelson

Anthony Perkins

Vincent Price

Lynn Redgrave

Little Richard

Brooke Shields

Suzanne Somers

Joan Van Ark

Joseph Wapner

Ruth Westheimer

Betty White

George Furth

Ron Grossman

Anthony Holland

Shuko Akune

Vivian Bonnell

Richard Coca

Jesus

Linda Dunsheath

Sid Gould

Sandy Hackett

John Harlan

Ben Kronen

Kay E. Kuter

Gela Nash

Howard Morris

Yana Nirvana

Deanna Olivier

Mae Questel

Jennifer Richards

Kenny Sacha

Eve Smith

Ray Stewart

Vernon Washington

Uncle Willie Bob

Kristy Swanson

Teenage Heidi (uncredited)