Guy Stockwell

Harry Jordan

Susan Oliver

Barbara Cole

Larry Storch

Stutz

Avery Schreiber

Max Jordan

Sherry Jackson

Mona

Shepperd Strudwick

Tersh Jeterax

Keenan Wynn

General Blackwish

Ed Begley

U.S. President

J.J. Barry

Culp

Martin Harvey Friedberg

Newt

Sid Grossfeld

Gate Guard

Burt Heyman

Fink

Helen Malone

Mrs. Jordan

Mike Nussbaum

Exercise Chief

Murphy Dunne

Monitor Driver

Peter Boyle

Production Manager

Jackie Vernon

Himself

Alan Arkin

Man in Monitors Commercial

Adam Arkin

Boy in Monitors Commercial

Matthew Arkin

Man in Monitors Commercial

Xavier Cugat

Bug for Culture

Barbara Dana

Woman in Monitors Commercial

Everett Dirksen

Man in Monitors Commercial

Stubby Kaye

Cameo

Fred Kaz

Man in Monitors Commercial

Lynne Lipton

Woman in Monitors Commercial

Mel Zellman

Narrator (voice)

Tom Erhart

Narrator (voice)