Desi Arnaz Jr.

Robbie Reinhardt

John Beck

Buzz Gregory

Noah Beery Jr.

Barney

René Enríquez

Mayor Julio Escontrerez

Shelley Fabares

Louise Gregory

Phil Foster

Koppleman

James Gregory

Gen. Caribou Caruthers

Lisa Hartman

Nikki

Michael Lerner

Marv

Rue McClanahan

Adele Sherman

James McEachin

Speed-O

Ed McMahon

Henry Sherman

Al Molinaro

Sightseer

Charles Napier

Sonny

Christopher Norris

Linda Reinhardt

Alan Sues

Dudley

Vic Tayback

Floyd 'Snake' Kraslowski

Abe Vigoda

Herb

Lyle Waggoner

Wilbur Stokes

Marcia Wallace

Boom Boom Shavelson

Howard Hesseman

Señor Smooth (voice)

Robbie Rist

Rick Gregory

Larry Hankin

Sill

William Bryant

Long Hauler

Nedra Volz

Mrs. Felcher

Titos Vandis

Nuzzi

Seven McDonald

Chris Gregory

Rod Burton

Skeeter

Sloan Roberts

Pete

Jack Galvin Clark

Golfer

Art James

Golfer

Jim Perry

Golfer

Wink Martindale

Sam

Paul Willson

Danny

Pamela Guest

Pam

Cynthia Songé

Babs

Joel Lawrence

Salesman

Michael Santiago

Reporter

Weldon Sipe

Freeway Driver (archive footage) (uncredited)