Brooke Smith

Dawn

Mark Woodbury

Dairy Mart Clerk

Michael Kaycheck

Tony

Marylouise Burke

Connie

Richard Venture

Franklin

Donna Hanover

Sheila

Merritt Wever

Lindsay

Glenn Fitzgerald

Jeff

Angelina Phillips

Doria

Tom Gilroy

Dawn's Cameraman

Nada Despotovich

Michelle

Stephen Michael Rinaldi

Craig

Alex Yershov

Nathan

Danton Stone

Bob

Joseph Barrett

Doctor

Shawna Moore

Nurse

Jennifer Van Dyck

Laura

Tanny McDonald

Dawn's Mother

Caitlin Bateman

Colby

Celeste Lecesne

Priest

Robin Borden

Doria Look-alike I

Lauren Ward

Doria Look-alike II

Aydin Bengisu

Jeff Look-alike I

Josh Mosby

Jeff Look-alike II

Babo Harrison

Dawn Look-alike

Will Arnett

Narrator (voice)

Adena Shea Loomis

Ultra Sound Baby

Pamela Wehner

Lottery Spokes Model

John Ventimiglia

Dispatch Operator (as John Ventimiglia)

Kirsten Krohn

Female Promo Voice (voice)

William Graves

Male Promo Voice (voice)