Steve Martin

Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli

Rick Moranis

Barney Coopersmith

Joan Cusack

Hannah Stubbs

Melanie Mayron

Crystal Rybak

Bill Irwin

Kirby

Carol Kane

Shaldeen

William Hickey

Billy Sparrow / Johnny Bird

Deborah Rush

Linda

Daniel Stern

Will Stubbs

Jesse Bradford

Jamie

Corey Carrier

Tommie

Seth Jaffe

Umberto Mello

Robert Miranda

Lilo Mello

Ed Lauter

Underwood

Julie Bovasso

Vinnie's Mother

Colleen Camp

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith

Gordon Currie

Wally Bunting

Raymond O'Connor

Dino

Troy Evans

Nicky

Dick Boccelli

Rocco

Ron Karabatsos

Ritchie

Tony DiBenedetto

Benny

Melissa Hurley

Angela

Leslie Cook

Marie

Darren Chuckry

Supermarket Manager

Duke Stroud

Supermarket Employee

Carol Ann Susi

Filomena

Frank Gio

Gaetano

Joel Polis

U.S. Attorney

Larry Block

Defense Attorney

Arthur Brauss

Judge

Greta Blackburn

Stewardess #1

Eva Charney

Stewardess #2

Ellen Albertini Dow

Nun

David Knell

Checker

John Harnagel

Motel Manager

LaWanda Page

Hotel Maid

Daniel Riordan

Removal Man

Thomas Wagner

Umpire

Jean Spray

Gatto

James Emery

FBI Man

Matt Roe

FBI Man

John Rogers

Policeman at Motel

Valerie Wildman

TV Reporter

Daniel Trent

Bailiff

Rudy E. Morrison

Maitre D'

Frank R. Roach

Judge

Jeff Fredricks

Booking Cop