Goldie Hawn

Gloria Mundy

Chevy Chase

Tony Carlson

Burgess Meredith

Mr. Hennessey

Eugene Roche

Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother

Dudley Moore

Stanley Tibbets

Marilyn Sokol

Stella

Brian Dennehy

Fergie

Marc Lawrence

Rupert Stiltskin

Rachel Roberts

Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell

Frances Bay

Mrs. Russel

Queenie Smith

Elsie

Billy Barty

J.J. MacKuen

Chuck McCann

Theatre Manager

Don Calfa

Scarface

Bruce Solomon

Scott

Cooper Huckabee

Sandy

Pat Ast

Mrs. Venus

Lou Cutell

House Manager

William Frankfather

Whitey Jackson

John Hancock

Coleman

Barbara Sammeth

Sally

Hope Summers

Ethel

Irene Tedrow

Mrs. Monk

Ion Teodorescu

Turk

Janet Wood

Sylvia

Cyril Magnin

Pope Pius XIII

Rollin Moriyama

Japanese Man

Mitsu Yashima

Japanese Woman

M. James Arnett

Truck Driver