Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Connie

Yaphet Kotto

Ricardo Bodi

Peter Stormare

Arthur Grimsley

Eric Roberts

Wilford Duvall

Joe Mantegna

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Kurt Naebig

Mark Bedell

Richard Bull

Sheriff Smoot

J. David Moeller

Elmer

Will Clinger

Bo

Omar Dykes

Gus

Reno Collier

Tater

Dan Waller

Agent Orange / MIB #1

Rick LeFevour

MIB #2

Joseph Luis Caballero

MIB #3

Sean Bridgers

Norm

Gerry Bednob

Omar

Claudia Michelle Wallace

TSA Woman

Emir Yonzon

TSA Supervisor

Gary Tippett

TSA Dog Handler

Jesse Dabson

TSA Expert

Jessica Grace Orr

Vibiana

Michael Carner

Young Boy

Gail Rastorfer

Morgana

Lynnette Gaza

Lillian Grimoire

Angelina Lyubomirova

Pretty Secretary (uncredited)