Elliott Tittensor

Tits

Emilia Clarke

Sally

Nico Mirallegro

Dodge

Adam Long

Little Gaz

Jordan Murphy

Zippy

Oliver Heald

Penfold

Robert James-Collier

Mr Milligan

Matthew McNulty

Ibiza Ste

Steve Evets

Eric

Lesley Manville

Margaret

Chris Coghill

Uncle Hairy

Antonia Thomas

Lisa

Jodie Whittaker

Suzanne

Michael Socha

Carl

Nick Blood

Dave Famous

Philip Jackson

Mr. Jackson

Andrew Knott

Voodoo Ray

Danny Cunningham

Keith Teeth

Paul Popplewell

Roses' Manager

Orla Poole

Rachel

Billie May Coghill

Melissa

Sophia Murphy

Amy

James Mair

Frank

Jack Harper

Jay

Jordan Hill

Kev

Sean Cernow

Jimmy Two Tone

Tigga Goulding

Tracey

Craig Cheetham

Graham

Jake Abraham

Security Dave

Steve Marsh

Security Sid

Bill Rodgers

Official Coach Driver

Beatrice Kelley

Catheter Lady

TJ Jones

Caravan Kid

Jimmy Gallagher

Scouser with Dinghy

Abigail Hill

Girl at Gate

Ciara Baxendale

Late Girl

Jodie Hamblet

Shelly

Daniel Seymour

Speccy Kid

Andrew Lythall

Priest

Jim Sturgess

Burger Vendor

Mickey O'Brien

Burger Vendor

Kieran O'Brien

Poster Vendor

Kaya Scodelario

T-shirt Vendor

Charlie Clemmow

T-shirt Vendor

Rowetta

Herself

Terry Christian

Interviewer (voice only)