Artie Lange

Artie DeVanzo

Ralph Macchio

Maz

Cara Buono

Linda

Anthony DeSando

Dennis Mangenelli

Jimmy Palumbo

Johnny Trinno

Joe Lo Truglio

Dave

Jerry Minor

Tim

Seymour Cassel

Dirt

Michael Deeg

Alfonse

Elizabeth Regen

Gina

Maddie Corman

Marilyn

Daniel Tay

Max

Louis Lombardi

Police Chief Gugliamino

Laurie Metcalf

Artie's Mom

Tina Fey

Front Desk Girl

Charlene Biton

Slap in the Face Hooker

Nick Di Paolo

Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)

Jim Breuer

Football Guy

Jim Florentine

Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)

Frank Pellegrino

Gina's Father

Todd Barry

Creepy Guy Down the Shore

Richard Duva

Ed's Bar & Swill Player

Joseph R. Gannascoli

Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)

Matthew Gumley

Tommy

Lauren Hugnou

Hooker #1

Keisha

Pitching Machine

Maria Javier

Hooker #2

Nathalie Walker

Hooker #3