Cheech Marin

Cheech

Tommy Chong

Chong

Evelyn Guerrero

Donna

Betty Kennedy

Candy

Sy Kramer

Mr. Neatnik

Rikki Marin

Gloria

Bob McClurg

Chicken Charlie

Paul Reubens

Pee Wee Herman / Desk Clerk

Edie McClurg

Gloria's Mother

Peter Bromilow

Gay Motorcyclist

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

Executive

Nan Mason

Massage Girl

Jonathan T. Moore

Music Store Salesman

Lupe Ontiveros

Old Lady

Ed Peck

Cop Shotgun

Marguerite Ray

Miss Hatchet

John Steadman

Drunk in Welfare Office

Jake Steinfeld

Wamba

Robert Ackerman

Gas Station Owner

Lita Aubry

Welfare Child

Jonnie Barnett

Cop Driver

Shelby Chong

Beautiful

Carolyn Conwell

Swedish Maid

Don Davis

One Man Band

Margarita Garcia

Cook

Mark H. Gilman

Welfare Actor

Kim Hopkins

Wardrobe Girl

Robert Linder

Wino

Susan Mechsner

Leaflet Lady

Frank Picard

Guard at Gate

Ben Powers

Welfare Black

Michael Winslow

Welfare Comedian

Malcolm Drummon

Welfare Recipient

Natividad Vacío

Mexican Man in Welfare Office

Tony Viscarra

Junkie in Welfare Office

Marcus Chong

Johnny

Bobby A

Doorman

Alvin Childress

Pinochle Player

DeForest Covan

Pinochle Player

Missy Cleveland

Massage Girl

Gay Guldstrand

Massage Girl

Christine A. McKee

Massage Girl

Brandy Roe

Massage Girl

Victoria Wells

Massage Girl

John Petlock

Client

Dan Caldwell

Client

Rita Wilson

Hostage

Peter Griffin

Cop at Hotel

Tim Culbertson

Cop at Hotel

Charles D. Laird

Cop at Hotel

Bob Laird

Cop at Hotel

Paul E. Lewis

Cop at Hotel

Carl Weintraub

Cop at Hotel

Faith Minton

Lady Bouncer

Ruben Guevara

Startled Man

Dick Frattali

First Assistant Director

Gary Austin

Second Assistant Director

Tracy Newman

Third Assistant Director

Don Bovingloh

Man in Hotel

Phyllis Katz

Woman in Hotel

Doug Cox

Cameraman

Bob Drew

Massage Parlor Owner

Phil Hartman

Chick Hazard - Private Eye

John Paragon

Director

Catherine Bergstrom

Hostage

Cassandra Peterson

Hostage

Steven Kavner

El Pachuco

Tim Silva

Standup Comic

Scott Thompson

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