Phil Proctor

Christian A. Broder

Howard Hesseman

Senator McMannus

Dan Barrows

Senator Polanski

Stephen Feinberg

Proctologist

Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase

John Candy

Cooper

Tom Davis

Tom

Ron Silver

Dr. Manuel Labor

Ernie Anderson

Quant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / Announcer

Edwina Gough

Melanie Edwards

Kurt Andon

Man at breakfast / Doctor

Lorry Goldman

Pierre Skooché / Son

Lynne Marie Stewart

Marie

Gerrit Graham

Freddie

Pamela Toll

Street Attendant

Pamela Toll

Father

Betty Thomas

Bridgit Bert Richards

Joe Flaherty

Carl Michaelevich

Mary McCusker

Carol / Butch Girl

Pat Proft

Skipper

Murphy Dunne

Dwayne

Murphy Dunne

Dr. Holcomb

Bart Williams

Smilin' Ed McDonnelly

Roger Bowen

Henry Kissinger

Christopher Ray

Walter

Al Franken

Al

Nellie Bellflower

Girl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / Announcer

Frank von Zerneck

Winfield Carmichael

Doug Steckler

Pregnant Man

Rebecca Brooks

Weather Girl

William Schallert

Francis X. Cody

Howard Storm

Ralph Stevens

Bob McClurg

CIA Man / R.C. Call

Michael Mislove

Father

Julie Mannix

Mother

Francis von Zerneck

Son

Danielle von Zerneck

Daughter

Laraine Newman

Sonja

Bill Saluga

Victor

Rigg Kennedy

Guard

Neal Israel

Rabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2

Rod Gist

Lieutenant / Herb Mealy

Larry Gelman

Bill Guy

Danny Goldman

Barry Flanken

Joe Roth

Player-Announcer

Dody Dorn

Archbishop

William Woodson

Announcer

Dick Tufeld

Announcer

Christopher Pray

Walter