Josip Peruzović

Self (as Nikolai Volkoff)

Emilyanne Cusato

Jackie Flannagan

Echo Endless

Raven Madd

Randall McCann

Dario Dragani

Nadia White

Daisy Derkins

Mark Mackner

Silas Killington

Susanna D'Arcy

Alicia Botti

Dave Ferrier

El Gaucho

Doug Layne

Sonny Graves

Lauren Langley

Sara Tonin

Lisa Panzer

Sister Sensei

Krystle Ann Griffin

Sister Slaughter

Sarah Biemuller

Sister Spinkick

Carolyn Dixon

Sister Stiletto

Sarah Weber

Misty Rex

Bob Kaplan

Manny Murderously / El Guido

Quinton J. Alexander

Narrator

Allison Mercier

Debbie Derkins

Nicholas K. Berk

Dallas

Rocky Ciarrocchi

Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman

Logan Mackner

Young Silas Killington

Colby Mackner

Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer

Cubby Altobelli

Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan