Steve Coogan

Simon Garden

Lena Headey

Emma

Ben Miller

Colin

Om Puri

George

Steven Waddington

Jeff

Stephen Dillane

Inspector Burton

Emma Williams

Kirsty

John Henshaw

Cochran

Bernard Wrigley

Bike Group Leader

Omar Sharif

Victor

Jenny Agutter

Victor's Wife

Simon Pegg

Deflated Husband

Julia Davis

Insinuating Wife

Peter Armitage

Chief Constable

Emma Gilmour

Secretary

James Smith

Tribunal Man

Susan Jane Tanner

Stern Woman

Iain Mitchell

Tribunal Chairman

Olga Grahame

Jeff's Mam

Bruce McGregor

1st Policeman

Justin Burrows

Mills

Marc Goodhall

'Death'

Clive Kneller

Deacon

Buster Reeves

1st Hardman

Amy Shaw

Old Lady

Brian Nickels

2nd Hardman

Jake Abraham

Seedy Man

Kate Deakin

Club Receptionist

David J. Nicholls

Bill

Togo Igawa

Japanese Businessman

Eiji Kusuhara

Japanese Businessman

Francesca Hall

Club Manageress

Iain McKee

2nd Policeman

Nayef Rashed

Victor in Disguise

Victoria Gould

First Security Guard

June Broughton

Old Lady

Natasha Alexander

Second Security Guard

Hazel Douglas

Old Lady in Art Gallery

Richard Sinnott

Bank Manager

Terence Mann

Desk Sergeant

Jo-Anne Knowles

TV Interviewer

Kevin Malloy

Alarm Company Operator

Alan Clarke

Lycra Crusty

Donna Henry

WPC at Service Station

Sue McCormick

Garage Customer

Elaine Barnett

Sales Assistant

Geoff Oldham

Mayor

Ty Glaser

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